Emenent of the month

We had a presentation at a potential sponsor today, and it went very good...


The details are well boring. So, we are going to have a little award ceremony. The month (March) ends soon, so I can indulge in more self-aggrandization soon, and so, we are going to recognize the awesomeness of some awesome performances.


First, the nominees for quote of the month are:
Number One; this isn't the quote-unquote stuff, but gist only. A face familiar to EME's participate in SEM (and someone who has featured on this blog previously):
"Main to machhlee lene aya hua hoon"
Half an hour before the original time of the presentation, the most important member of the delegation. The presentation was put off until today!


Number Two; there is no number two. Quote number one is our quote of the month.
Applause.


The second category is Emenent of the month, and the nominees are:
1. Umer Usman (Marketing manager, Primus), for either being the best liar or the coolest person in EME. He supposedly had Cornell licking his balls to join them, has a brother who plays for Arsenal Football Club and himself plays checkers with 'partly-atheist' Pervez Hoodbhoy each weekend.


2. Captain Barbossa (Team Manager, Kaar), for his unyeilding and relentless sucking up to this organization for a presentation.


3. Sohaib von Stig (Team Manager, Primus), for becoming the only man (ever) to have ever posted on this blog and become its follower too. He showed unprecedented initiative to tackle the body people at SCME, NUST today.

4. M. Shehryar Baig, for not falling ill today. He represented EMENENTS along with Sohaib, while I was playing tennis.

And the winner...

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And the winner is:
Assistant Professor Raja Amer Azim (Supervisor, Primus) for an outstanding, ass-kicking presentation defence today. I lost the plot at 'Traction limits' but Sir Raja mesmerized the audience with a profound lecture on oversteer, understeer and neutral steer, among much other automotive jargon that I should otherwise be familiar with by now.

Anyhow, ye sabun aap ka hua!