Stay in Malaysia

I know we are getting slightly carried away here, but here are 'excerpts' from a meeting of the College teams with the HOD...

'What of your stay in Malaysia?'

'Sir, obviously that is something that we might have to manage ourselves...'

'Why don't you consider staying in some mosque?'

A minute later...

'You people should contact families in Malaysia, and ask them to be your hosts...'

'Sir, two of our teams are special in a sense that there are girls in there'

'Thats even better!'