Monday, April 26, 2010

Meet the Team

The papers over, the tensions gone (or not), and work restarted...

But, before we actually do something (make the Kaar, that is), if we actually manage to do it...it is imperative (not quite) that we meet the team...so here goes

Team Manager. Master Lingerer. One Dimensional Monstrosity. Indecisive. Devoid of Leadership Qualities. Rude. Bossy. Arrogant. Thats me. My job? To visit everyone working on the project, and get my photos taken :-D

Some say...that he is the reincarnation of Dexter's archenemy Mandark. Some say...that he failed all his papers and still got a 4.01 for GPA...

All we know is that he is NOT the Stig. He is the Stig's Pakistani cousin.
Meet Comrade Stig Von Sohaib

The tireless worker who's got an ass the size of the moon. Oh sorry...its slightly smaller than that. The stupid oaf and a...

With Bekaar, he likes to Chassis Chassis, and he likes to Engine Engine. He would be Team Manager of 'Still Bekaar'...the team for next year. Weighing so-many-pounds-you-can't-even-count, from some-place-you-would-rather-forget, Ossama Ahmad!

Master Politician. The guy-who-can-find-loopholes-in-any-system, but otherwise quite...oh crap, I have already used the word oaf...whatever.

Does the finances. The Marketing. The Moral Support...Malik Basharat of Great Talagang.

Senor Mujahid Ali. Don't know much about him but he has a car :-) Works hard. Got the wooden thing ready on time. The fiberglass body would be ready in two days thanks to his persistence. Etc Etc...

Yeah...the first choice driver for the team
Senor Raheel Ahmed. Otherwise Genius. Did the body design and aerodynamics, and those bloody analyses in Fluent or whatever.

Again etc etc
Ahsan Kamal Mir...Kamal ka banda hai. Marketing Guy. But the tension has got to him, so helping the Mechanical guys in whatever way he can. Including spying on other team :-D
All we know about senor Anas bin Aqeel is that he has got a passport!
He does nothing!

But that may be because he has played his part. Did the analyses on the Chassis. Also, safety manager of the team, and gives advice on all aspects regarding safety.

And before this post spirals into a boring pill of extreme boredom...

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